How to murder a vagina

Amanda Bynes tweet is really interesting because her life is now similar to VHS slasher movies.

The murder of her vagina is a come get me call for all psychopaths, and at this moment she is worried about all the strange men accumulating in her garden.

What is next? Hit and run my breasts?

Here's some suggestions for you Amanda as you sit in your bed quaking with fear, suggestions that is for tweets that you will send before you totally get yourself murderised bitch.

Hacksaw my anus

Wound my axe wound with your axe

Drill kill my Deep Throat

Snuff my slime snatch

Simpson's Forensic Medicine

I thought I had seen at all but after a cursory browse through Simpson's forensic medicine I realised my mind was unprepared for extreme mental information. Richard Shepherd is a senior lecturer in forensic medicine and his book will blow your mind.

Inside are some of the most gruesome photos you could imagine, coupled with clear, informative science. Great book for any budding detectives or potential serial killers.

Shotgun wounds, medical malpractice, the effects of drugs, rigor mortis, suicide attempts, electricity, heat, cold, car crashes, sexual offenses, this is a pure death core coffeetable book that will either repulse your guests or stimulate incredibly morbid conversations. Highly recommended.


Buy it here:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/0340764228/ref=aw_d_detail?pd=1