MCR needed to go

Turns out MCR have broken up.

Bands breaking up is part o the developmental program for teenagers.

A band breaking up is like the breakup of a relationship between two people were are too young to know any better.

This is good news because although many fans of this band will be morning, and many may start slashing their wrists and posting pictures on Twitter, the breakup of this band will help them emotionally developed, and thus they will be ready to join the army I'm creating.

This army will invade North Korea

Kids Choice Awards to adults

Just watched some footage of the KCA awards.

Really liked the yellow and pink colour scheme they employed, custard and a pink colour combined to create a youth product.

What would have been really cool is if they had a paparazzi award, in which it a stupid gong is given to a journalist or photographer who has successfully annoyed a teenager -- who happens to also be an international superstar.

I think these awards ceremonies should have the audience submerged in a huge tank of gelatinous goo, just like in the TV game shows the children watched in the late 90s.

I think that these award shows for children could be employed on other award shows for children who are slightly older, like the Oscars which is an incredibly boring show full of annoying brats.