Metal predator

Party time

Mario Bros GTA style

How to murder a vagina

Amanda Bynes tweet is really interesting because her life is now similar to VHS slasher movies.

The murder of her vagina is a come get me call for all psychopaths, and at this moment she is worried about all the strange men accumulating in her garden.

What is next? Hit and run my breasts?

Here's some suggestions for you Amanda as you sit in your bed quaking with fear, suggestions that is for tweets that you will send before you totally get yourself murderised bitch.

Hacksaw my anus

Wound my axe wound with your axe

Drill kill my Deep Throat

Snuff my slime snatch

Power Ball Poem for the unlucky winner

The Power ball win
The winner is under heat
People need their cash

They hammer the door
The power ball rolls along
It's weight is crushing

Like the scene when Jones
Runs from the giant boulder
The power ball rolls

Now there is nowhere
Accountants and criminals
The pressure too much

The winner explodes
The public fueled this death
Via a stealth tax

Susan Rummfit is fit

This antiques toad show babe looked freaking hot on TV today. I had to immediately google her trunk - what a collectible MILF!

I would collect her and she would give me Lovejoy.

How much?

10,000 to appear in Lusty Hoarder 3: Absolute Treasure.

MCR needed to go

Turns out MCR have broken up.

Bands breaking up is part o the developmental program for teenagers.

A band breaking up is like the breakup of a relationship between two people were are too young to know any better.

This is good news because although many fans of this band will be morning, and many may start slashing their wrists and posting pictures on Twitter, the breakup of this band will help them emotionally developed, and thus they will be ready to join the army I'm creating.

This army will invade North Korea