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Saturday, 23 February 2013
Sunday, 17 February 2013
The Battle For Helmand
I have no clue what the war in Afghanistan is about or where it is. There is no historical or cinematic reference point, nor a cultural link to facilitate comprehension of the geographical backdrop to the humanitarian drama.
This book shows you awesome guns, explosions and soliders, but many of them were killed and its a sad ghost book.
Like Rambo in First Blood they will, or have, or will not, return home,. They probably have a difficult time coping with post war. You can see it before it happens on their faces as they crouch in dusty trenches and behind stone walls.
This book brings war into focus and helped me understand what the fuck was going on out there.
Tuesday, 5 February 2013
Adventure Motorcycling
Adventure cyclists look like Spartans from Halo, and soon you will be a Master Chief on two wheels with this superb book by Robert Wicks.
The hardback feature stunning photographs of mountains, waterfalls and thoroughly foreign places, as well as great action shots of Master Chief's on motorbikes.
The book goes into the details of your trip, advises you on which sat navs to use, how to organise your passport and belongings, clothes, mechanical considerations and sleeping arrangements. It has helpful, well laid out tips and superb routes across the continents. It features advice on different types of bikes for different types of terrain.
It must be such a rush to ride your bike to Kazakhstan, thinking as you pass the local children, that you look like one bad*ss Master Chief. Save the world, wear a helmet and padded leathers.
The hardback feature stunning photographs of mountains, waterfalls and thoroughly foreign places, as well as great action shots of Master Chief's on motorbikes.
The book goes into the details of your trip, advises you on which sat navs to use, how to organise your passport and belongings, clothes, mechanical considerations and sleeping arrangements. It has helpful, well laid out tips and superb routes across the continents. It features advice on different types of bikes for different types of terrain.
It must be such a rush to ride your bike to Kazakhstan, thinking as you pass the local children, that you look like one bad*ss Master Chief. Save the world, wear a helmet and padded leathers.
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Sunday, 3 February 2013
Simpson's Forensic Medicine
I thought I had seen at all but after a cursory browse through Simpson's forensic medicine I realised my mind was unprepared for extreme mental information. Richard Shepherd is a senior lecturer in forensic medicine and his book will blow your mind.
Inside are some of the most gruesome photos you could imagine, coupled with clear, informative science. Great book for any budding detectives or potential serial killers.
Shotgun wounds, medical malpractice, the effects of drugs, rigor mortis, suicide attempts, electricity, heat, cold, car crashes, sexual offenses, this is a pure death core coffeetable book that will either repulse your guests or stimulate incredibly morbid conversations. Highly recommended.
Buy it here:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/0340764228/ref=aw_d_detail?pd=1
Badass LEGO Guns
People can produce components for guns using the first generation of 3-D printers, but if you can't afford one yet (current machines are equivalent to dot matrix printers, future models will be like current laser jets), get this book. And a box of LEGO, like the one you keep in the attic because one day you'll have kids of your own when you decide to grow up.
It hurts so much when you step on LEGO.
So let your enemies feel your pain as you fire brick bullets from an Uzi 9mm (cue Terminator impression), mini gun (cue Terminator 2 impression), and when you've up close finish with a Joker impression: 'Want to know how I got these scars?' and flick out a LEGO butterfly knife!
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